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A collection of funny birthday wishes that highlights the joys and pitfalls of aging. Great for sending as greeting card messages or happy birthday sms or text.

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  funny birthday wishes- funny birthday wishes celibretion todays

I wanted to give you something really wonderful and inspiring for your birthday. Then I remembered that you are already with me.

happy Birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

Those are not the gray hairs you see. Those strings of birthday glitter are coming out of your head.

Don't let old age get you down. It's hard to even get up again!

You [insert age]? Better to take that cake outside to light the candles! happy B-Day.

[insert age] is an ideal age. You are old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to do something else. happy Birthday!

Do not worry. They are not gray hairs. They are knowledge-highlights. You are simply very intelligent.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?

A: Your age!

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature's way of reducing your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.

happy Birthday! I'm so glad to hear that you're on top of the hill instead of under it.

happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

I wouldn't say you're old... you're younger than most of us. happy Birthday!

You're not getting old... just more coveted! happy Birthday.

By the time you [insert age], you've learned everything - all you have to do is remember it! Many best wishes on your birthday.you suck!

... as I got older. Can you at least try to look older?

You know you're growing up when "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

Middle Age: The time when you finally put your head together - that's when your body begins to break down.

Middle age is when your age starts appearing around your middle.

Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!

How do you know you've hit middle age? In preparation for a big sneeze, you cross your legs really hard and hope for the best!

You're so old, you went to an antique shop and they sold you.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk through the bathroom without thinking, "I can still pee while I'm here."

You know you're old when you turn off the lights for being economical rather than romantic.

A little gray hair pays a small price for so much knowledge.

You know you're getting old when the little old gray haired lady helping you on the street is your wife.

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, you are a genius!

A wise man once said, "Forget your past, you can't change it". I want to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

I searched the internet for 3 hours for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. happy Birthday.

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